Wow. Ain’t they sweet?! ETS — the company that makes the GRE — is offering the GRE for only $75 (normally $140) if you are a US citizen currently receiving unemployment benefits. Here’s the link for more info…
http://tinyurl.com/ctk4l9
On a totally unrelated note — riiiight — they have raised the normal price of the test by $10 to $150 for everyone else. You do the math; if 8.5% of those taking the GRE test (the percent of Americans currently on unemployment) only pay 75$ for the test, and all the remaining test-takers’ rates are increased by 10$, ETS is …
(A) Gosh! Real sweeties. Can you believe they are bending over backwards to help out the jobless? Can you?
(B) Just doing their part to help out in tough times.
(C) Absolutely nuts when it comes to taking care of their fiscal interests. I mean, do they even have accountants working for them?
(D) A bunch of disinterested do-gooders storing up karmic brownie points.
(E) Taking advantage of the situation to make themselves look good while still padding their bottom line.
The correct answer is (E). According to my back-of-the-napkin calculations, their new policy will net them over $3.50 more per test taker while giving them lot’s of free press and making them seem like they’re doing us all a favor.
So, if you’re currently unemployed, I’d definitely see if I could snag that $75 test cost (please let me know exactly how lengthy and painful the application process is). And for those of you, who are paying full price, pat yourself on the back, because you’re the ones paying for that price reduction for the unemployed.
NOTE: I in no way blame the unemployed for taking the $75 rate! In fact, you definitely should! It will reduce ETS’s bottom line AND save you money. The rest of us will still have to pay the extra $10 anyway.